The cult handbook has been rebranded. "Dark ritual" is now "team-building exercise." "Initiation" is now "onboarding." "The old ones" are now "senior leadership." Progress. The hours are terrible, the vibes are unsettling, but the group chat is actually really supportive.
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For people whose workplace has HR speak for things that used to be actionable by the Inquisition.
