Replaying that conversation from eight years ago where you said something a little embarrassing and hoped no one noticed. Maybe they didn't. But oh my god what if they did? What if everyone remembers? What if someone's retelling it RIGHT NOW? The skeleton is stuck in the same loop. Welcome. You have company down here.
Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The epitaph writes itself. You've probably already workshopped it.
