'Uninstall Anxiety' Shirt

A red panda hunched over an old computer, searching the question everybody has typed at 2 a.m.: how do I uninstall anxiety? And other life hacks. The results are still loading. They have been loading for years.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For anyone whose brain could use a factory reset.