'Hell Won't Take Me' Shirt

This goose is too much. He's been rejected from the underworld on behavioral grounds. Picture the conversation: "Sir, this is not about your sins, it's about your vibe." The goose returns to the mortal plane, emboldened, to continue the reign of terror. Your dog park is not ready.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who will not go silently into that good night.