'Got That Dog' Shirt

"Got that dog in me" is a bold claim from someone whose top speed maxes out at 0.2 mph.

This design gets you: the grindset energy of a creature that takes 45 minutes to cross a yard. If you've ever described yourself as "motivated" while still in bed at 2pm, this is your shirt. Expect people to read it, look at the turtle, and laugh harder than they expected to.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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