'Reject Modernity' Shirt

Modernity wanted you in an ergonomic chair with a skincare routine and a retirement plan. The goblin proposed an alternative: a hole, a weird object, and no responsibilities. The goblin won. The rest of us are just catching up. Ergonomics are out. Being a little creature is in.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose ideal evening involves a hoard and some gentle cackling.