'Team Building' Shirt

The cult handbook has been rebranded. "Dark ritual" is now "team-building exercise." "Initiation" is now "onboarding." "The old ones" are now "senior leadership." Progress. The hours are terrible, the vibes are unsettling, but the group chat is actually really supportive.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose workplace has HR speak for things that used to be actionable by the Inquisition.