'Videographic Entertainment' Shirt

The rabbit has tried eating in silence. It found it unbearable. The rabbit now requires, at minimum, an episode of something playing on a second screen in order to digest. This is not weakness. This is the modern condition. Silent meals are for monks. The rabbit is not a monk.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who cannot remember the last time they ate without something playing in the background.