'Countless Horrors' Shirt

The world is a nightmare but there's mozzarella sticks at the end of it, so here we are.

This is the life philosophy no one asked you to put on a shirt, but honestly it needed to be said. We're all just rats in an eldritch hellscape chasing whatever our cheese is. And the ones who know it are funnier than the ones who don't. This shirt tells people exactly where your priorities are. They'll respect it.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

The horrors aren't going anywhere. The cheese won't wait forever.