'God Is Testing Me' Shirt

The raccoon has received the assignment, reviewed the material, and declined. There is a textbook present. There is studying that could be done. The raccoon has chosen to lie flat and give up preemptively instead. God will respect the commitment. This is between you, God, and the raccoon now.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose response to any challenge is "absolutely not, but thanks."