'Work Is Trash' Shirt

The opossum has found a corner office. The rent is zero. The view is a loading dock. The opossum is salaried in scraps and is, frankly, crushing it. You will not see the opossum for the rest of the day. The opossum is in meetings, supposedly.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose "working from home" is going great, thanks for asking.